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Ps & Qs
Mind Your Ps and Qs, Son
Beauty and the bobbleheads
Death is like a piñata
The Bread War: Carbondale on the front line
Maybe I should’ve gone to Vassar
Twenty years ago
Born in Aspen, but we still need to work for a living
Oh, my gods, did you hear Emmanuel Macron’s speech?! I should have guessed! This whole ordeal of having a president with the ego of a...
The spectrum of a species
I subscribe to The Borowitz Report because the only way I can absorb the news these days is through satire. And now it arrives with a...
Born in the USA
“Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.” -Mark Twain I’ve been watching the...
The future is now
Have you seen That Poppy yet? No? Please google “That Poppy Am I Ok?” and then come back. I’ll wait… I know— Right?! If that doesn’t make...
Happy New Year
2018. Wow. We’re almost into the Roaring 20s again… you can practically smell the rich getting richer. With all the distractions in this...
An open letter to Melania
Dear Melania, Please help us. I know the joke; “Melania, blink twice if you need help.” But all kidding aside, we really need your help....
Friends for life
My greatest fear is that the light at the end of the tunnel- that bright light people report seeing when they have a near-death...
I love to break it to all the white supremacists that the only place for you in America’s future is in the history books. To all the...
Kate the Cattle Queen
Each time I make an appointment for a haircut I tell myself I will try something new; bangs perhaps, or a pixie cut. Although, I’ve never...
Despite what they may think, the Trumps are not American royalty (the only royal thing about that family is the pain in my arse.) If...